So i had an aids test done and i'm glad to say i passed with flying colors, distinctions and the deans list. To be honest i only took the test cause it was for insurance purposes so i could get life insurance( i dont have kids, but i do have bitches)...the nurse came to my crib, she was fat, ugly and polite, she was rough with the needle, she disturbed my lunch...can you imagine you were frying a steak with chips and tomato and onion sauce then your door bell rings and its a nurse with a portable hiv test kit??
2 days later after getting drunk with my girlfriend who had her thumbs crossed i get home and got a call from the nurse, i was negative. i drank a bottle of vodka afterwards, what an anti-climax...i got high and drunk for a week before hand to prepaRE myself for the test, then i got drunk whilst waiting for the results...if i was positive i would have partied like its 1999, just to go out with a bang, but when your result is negative, its just another night at the bar.
on a more serious note, CITINITE DJ and owner wants to play my music in london...finally, i always saw my listeners as adolescents in bowler hats who like to beat up homeless people at bus stops...also thinking about going to LONDON next year..dunno though..maybe croatia...
"IT FEELS GOOD TO FEEL GOOD"-GHETTO
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