A TIGER NEVER LOSES ITS STRIPES

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

The Ladies man returns...as real as ever...2009...

No time to tell you where ive been and why ive left you lonely all this time, yes it hurts me and i'm sorry if you missed The Ladies man. Too many chickens to pluck and too many fish scales to smell off my fingers. But lets get straight into it..Heres my House mix which i just did for Sgebenga entertainment..( record label started by Spoek and Myself) it called HIV VIP MIX 2, which is the running series of mixtapes by Spoek Mathambo and DJ Master Ca$h.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE

ENTER DJ SNYMAN..thats my DJ name..but im still Big Space and im STILL THE LADIES MAN.

Its hard, its dutty its too much...the last three tracks are songs that i made..tell me what you think. Big Shouts to $poek for making me do this.

Enjoy and please do forgive me. I'm back as ever and i have alot of stories to tell, pics to upload and lives to wreck.

Greetings, strictly for the very important people who got burned.This my first house mix….this effort is very much influenced by the Hutus and Tutsi’s and my big brother Charles Taylor, or Chucky T as he likes to be called by his close friends and family. It is was In the summer of 200and something when me and Chucky took a trip to Aiya Napa and got really bored so we took his private jet adorned with gold encrusted limbs of various 12 year old boys to the sunny shores of Durban, South Africa. While we were in Durban we tag teamed some Zulu girls on a rickshaw and Chucky busted a nut on the driver’s neck. What a riot!

We then had some ice cream.

I got too much tanning done and I ended up with some sun stroke and got holed up in The Marriot hotel while Chucky was chasing Indian hookers. The stroke gave me a lot of time o I made this mix after much urging on from Spoek Mathambo who was in Italy getting his back shaved; he said to me that “Europeans love to see Africans sweat”.

Enjoy

Big Space/ DJ Snyman

Never Trust a Woman's Cup Cakes

So i had a date on Friday with a cute little fish eater and i got stood up, i guess thats what i get for trying to mess around with married women who get treadmills for their birthday's. Your man needs to chill with all that cock blocking shit...but i'm not the one! i wont be got! no cup cakes for me baby! I'M STILL THE LADIES MAN.




THE LADIES MAN.

REAL GRAFFITI

Now i dont see why graffiti writers are always trying to be all cryptic with their wildstyles and excessive quasi-compulsive behaviours...this is real graffiti. The real multi-tasking: shitting, tagging and rapping all in one piece. Bansky/Banksy eat your London fish and chip stained heart out bitch!

WAR OF THE CHILDHOOD FREAKS

okay, so who would win a fist fight? or better yet, who gets more bitches!

POWDER V.S EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

SCARFACE IS CUTE

NO, im not going to talk about Brian de Plama's pubes or any of that other weird stuff hip-hop heads are always talking about when they hear the name SCARFACE, for me its different, i'm going on about my favourite quirky GEEK CHIC FLY BITCH actor and writer TINA FEY!

NOT ONLY DOES SHE HAVE BIG BRAINS AND A BIG ASS, SHE HAS A SCAR ON HER FACE, JUST LIKE ME!

i really find small scars on womens faces really attractive...dont start thinking that i like to beat women now(unless they punch me in the balls), they're[scars] ENHANCE THEM WITH a sense of character...

TINA, WE COULD MAKE JOKES ABOUT NIGGERS ALL DAY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THE ASS COCKED AND THE DOORS LOCKED. if 30 Rock wasnt funny would i still watch it for her? the answer is........

SALUTATIONS MY WHITE YANKEE QUEEN..ONE DAY WE'LL SHARE A POST COITAL VIRGINIA SLIM TOGETHER, OR WHATEVER IT IS YA'LL NIGGAZ SMOKE.

MY WEEKEND

MY WEEKEND

I'M NOT SURE IF I HAD A GOOD TIME OR NOT, BUT I THINK I DID...I WOKE UP IN A BUSH IN MY GARDEN AND THE CLOUDS LOOKED LIKE PANTHERS DRESSED IN SUITS SMOKING CHALICES.

PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

DEAR KELLY

Dear Kelly


Kelly Khumalo is an enigma; you may have seen her in the E-TV soap Rhythm City or one of her music videos where she sings gospel with her labia lips peeking out her sweet sweaty Zulu panties.

It’s very rude to write about yourself in a blog, so I’ve decided to write about someone else who influences me very much every time I’m lonely and sneak off to the bathroom with a bottle of Vaseline intensive care for dry skin.

Kelly does not look like she has dry skin…a lot of people hate on her because of her scandalous apparel and that she could probably lick the chrome off a Chevrolet Escalade’s bumper. I hate on her because she’s married to some old ass man who will probably not be able to bust a nut in the next 2 years. Kelly…please change your life. Leave him…come work with me, my beats, my spin doctoring. We could go far. Further than your cute ass and vertical smile.

Fuck Khanyi Mbau and her retarded ass big lips and mongoloid smile. I saw you in pick n pay with your bitch ass man looking like an obese jungle guerrilla…you aint got nothing on Kelly!

BUT IF YOURE EVER HUNGRY, CALL ME SO I COULD PUT MY STEAK INTO YOUR KIDNEYS SO WE CAN MAKE A PIE.

"WATCH MORE THAN THE BACK,WATCH MORE THAN THE FRONT"-TINCHY STRYDER

















NICE!!!
"WATCH MORE THAN THE BACK, WATCH MORE THAN THE FRONT" - TINCHY STRYDER